
Nathan Stickle, pictured here after a 2023 arrest for stealing electricity.
Haters can cause monumental problems. Our half dozen have coalesced and matastasized into a tumor of tediousness. But they can still come in useful at times. For instance, I didn’t realize that my website went down today until local vagrant Nathan Stickle trolled me about it.

Nobody follows you like haters, but it’s comforting that even garbage humans with no redeeming value can somehow manage to be useful. Useful idiots.